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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Japanese don't know Transformers.

So I was looking for Starscream pics(don't ask) some time ago and this caught my attention:

What the hell is a Mitsuoka Orochi? As it turns out a Mitsuoka Orochi is one(or another Japanese) suckmobile. What the hell? 3.3L toyota V6, that's nothing(its just a Camry with a fish-face). Design wise it looks like one of them fish head aliens from Star Wars, fugly. Anyways my main complain is that if one were to make Starscream into a car one had better choose some awesome car, maybe something with jet fighter pedigree, like say, a Lamborghni Reventon? Or maybe a badass faster-then-a-jet-on-takeoff-400+Mph,not V8, not V12, but V16(!) Bugatti Veyron? Please,Japanese, a Mitsuoka roadkill-of-a-snake-powered-by-Toyota(no brakes!)Orochi?

Oh and other things I find really stupid.

"I am Megatron, tranform to Fairlady Z, awaaay!" If the designers wanted "girly" they could have made a Mazda Megatron.
Now if were to make a badass Megatron I'd make him a Rolls Royce Phantom. Or maybe that Audi they used in Iron Man?

Why do the Japanese make such bland, sterile, cars? If I were to make an Optimus I'd choose a Mustang, or one of them cars by Shelby. and to a lesser extent a Ferrari.

Side note: the clowns at Takaratomy also make a Bumblebee that transforms into a Suzuki Swift, what the hell is a Suzuki Swift? As it turns out Suzuki sells the Swift as "the car for your grandmother", how deightful! At least go with the new beetle.

In an effort to make something more Japanese(or as I would put it to "Japanese it!") these designers have ruined something cool for me.


Sunday, June 06, 2010

Anyways, my two cents on the news.

Thanks a lot Israel now I can't wear those shirts in public without being thought of as a facist(it's also just like wearing an Osama bin Laden shirt). I used to think it was cool. Then I realized Israel is just as big a jerk as the countries they "defend" against.
Anyways, I learned that there are Jews in Iran and according to them the people in Israel are not Jews but Zionists, someone please clarify this for me.

Also what's with Japan always touting "Green" and "Eco"? Hypocrites. They still hunt whales, they overfish tuna, they buy poached ivory and tiger products, drove a species of bamboo to extinction, dump industrial waste In Siberia(Toyota, they also dump stuff here).

I remember when BP used to tout they were "Beyond Petroleum"

I'm so sick of hearing China's lies.

Ok thats it later.


No? Really? Now if Archie comics went with this art direction...