Stuff and junk from my world view that finds an outlet in written form. My own personal hell shared with you. For your infotainment. All activity is performed without adult supervision.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Trail Mix

Assorted, light, easy to digest and for the road.

You know the drill by now if youve been reading. Here's what I've come up with that fall in the things-that-are-up category.

I can not figure out why cats like fish. When in nature do cats (big cats and their relatives) eat fish/ hunt for fish?

I dislike the Discovery Channel. Not once have I discovered anything. Also has whoever is in charge of programming for their shows noticed that they could start, what I woud call, "Baldies Primetime"? See here almost every one of their "top-billed" shows has some f-ing baldy(dammit).

Most of today's movies are just terrible (holding this opinion maybe till after I see Slumdog Millionaire).

I went to see Watchmen( I know, I bought into the hype, again.). I don't know why since I didn't like the comic.
I still hate that Max Payne movie( since last year, I can't get over how everything in that movie as wrong ).

Now, when will these movie outfits go back to making original stories? None of these, based on the novel,graphic novel("Look at me i'm not a comic I'm a serious literary work! I gots nakednes-nes and gore!"),comic, videogame, anime(especialy) crap! Why has everything these days gotten the Wapanese treatment?

Im guessing here's how the thought process for making movies goes:"Got a movie, let's Wapanese it! Zed was right(where is you?). "Let's put katanas somewhere in the movie people will love it!"

Incidentaly the last good movie I watched in the past six months; The Warriors.

I've said this before, Archie comics fall into the alternative lifestyles or fantasy genre. Well-adjusted, wholesome, even happy teenagers? What a strange concept!

My solution for Middle east /Africa/ anywhere this may apply/peace. All the places that have their leaders democraticaly elected yet are contested should have their leaders dipose all those who did not vote for them. Cruel, yet the only solution I see.

Oh, go look for and watch: Important Things with Demetri Martin.


Friday, March 13, 2009

Things Remembered from Sleep.

I'm sure I told this to some people, or maybe I might have not mentioned it/it never came up/I previously posted it as a blurb. Anyways.

Ever wake up with the feling of numbness on your entire body? A feeling like there's a weight on your torso and you cant move your appendages (some say it's the "syptoms" of pancreatitis(?) or more commonly bangungot).

Sometime ago I had this strange dream where I was going somewhere. It was in this city, familliar, but somewhat warped in a way. The skies were gray somewhat suggesting rain, maybe a thunderstorm. As I was entering some building some guy told me not to look into the light I turn around then there's this crack of thunder, loud and deafening,and a flash of light like some vortex. I wake up, well really half wake up, with a choked shout. Lying in bed numb forcing myself to breath normally.

Just goes to show that my natural sense to question(doubtfullness, uncompliance, can't find the right word) of almost everything I am told to do has maybe saved my life(haha!).

Also, another sometime ago I had another of these experiences(remember kids; don't drink softdrinks before bed). I went to some meeting on some building(that building next to the KFC where the burned building is in between). Next thing I know I'm all alone trapped I ride the elevator up and down. Strangely there's a movie theater on the top floor. realy boring nothing happening, most of the dream is me looking for a way out of the building. Yet, I still wake up with the strange nubness and shortness of breath.

Anyways, what's that line from the song "Mad World"? Yeah its's like that.