Stuff and junk from my world view that finds an outlet in written form. My own personal hell shared with you. For your infotainment. All activity is performed without adult supervision.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Fruit Basket

More musings,an update of whats going on (or "what's the frequency?"). Also a gift for those sick and unsound of mind.

It seems that I can't learn to do things unless I know how things happen or whats going on with the stuff thats inside a/the box. Like driving. I mean, what's happening when gears are changing and stuff. I think I have a learning disability. I can't do anything unless I have a complete manual,with walkthrough, I build something myself, or something is explained to me step by step with visual aid (in a manner suggesting I was 10 years old).

I have recently come into the possesion of some expired jellybeans. Thinking that I would do an experiment as seen on the internets(Oh, youtubes, you amuse me with so much infotainment, yet i still hate 90% of whats on. Also, thanks for killing the TV comedy clip-show genre. Yay, no more AFV clones!). Anyways, the experiment called for gummi bears(damn, there goes my funny colored fire[ball] experiment, also try diet coke with mentos, it's old but imagine what you could do with it.). Anyways, I also gots a disposable camera(the film was expired so no pics, there go all my cat pics)and soon I will be making a stun-gun.

By the way could any freegans reading please tag me and explain the "expires" rule, the "best before" rule, and "consume by" rule. Which should i follow as not to be profoundly unwell? I have tried grayed pink salmon from a can, do I has parasites now?

This one is for all the lexicographers/geniuses: So, if one would put an object on top of another object this would be called "stacking", right? Now if one were to slide an object beside/into another object(horizontaly, imagine putting monobloc chairs on their backs and sliding another into it), what would you call this action? If you're so smart? Enlighten me I dont know what to call this myself (someone already sugested "volting"/"volting-in")

Where does all the money that countries pay as "debt" to the IMF go? And could someone tell me how and why countries borrow? I mean, can a country choose not to borrow from the IMF?Another one of the things I don't know how it works (someone explain this to me like I was 5, or preferably with a Goofy cartoon, or on an episode of Yo Gabba Gabba;possibly the sickest most creepy-assed kid's show on TV.)

Try crushing cookies into pancake batter sometime. I would reccomend sandwich cookies. Fun. Tasty.